Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3
Our next run is…
BJH3#2255: Banana Shoes and Shtupwaffle FOYW!!!
Some hashers keep cuming and cuming but don’t know when to stop. Finally these two have got the message and are heading back to Australia! Wooo wooo!!!
Come and join us and send them on their way with fun and frolics in true hash spirit!
Be prepared to drink huge amounts of beer and join in all the games!
If you have a hash mug, please bring it along! Send these two off with some true hash glory!
Hash Cash:
30 RMB (run, beer, circle)
+ 75 RMB (dinner) NOTE: No refunds after the last beer stop.
Your Hares:
Bogan Banus, Red Snatcher, Dark Shaft.
Trail:
A- A. Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
Note: Circle is near the restaurant (Less than 500m away)
Dress code: wear orange and/or yellow!
Hairy Hashers: Trail is dog-friendly, but the restaurant is not dog-friendly.
When:
Saturday, April 25th.
Meet up – 1:30 pm
Start – 2:00 pm
D’erections to meet up spot:
From Dongsishitiao Subway Station, exit C. Head straight. Turn right at the third intersection. Walk straight for 300 meters to Xiao Zhang’s Kao Chuan
东四十条地铁站，C口出直走，第三个路口右拐，直走300米到小张烤串家常菜
Restaurant name: Xiaozhang Kao Chuan 小张烤串家常菜
（东城区东营房八条一号院北1门旁）
BJH3#2254: Netflix and Chill with 798
That’s right, we are going back to 798 again. Before you say “Tian na, another shitty repeat trail”, we, the hares, ask: Do you truly know 798? Have you explored its nether regions and found its naughty side? 798 wants you to explore its different positions, especially reverse.
78 – 9 = 69
So put on your running shoes and bring out your inner sexy sax man as we get ready to serenade 798.
Hash Cash:
30 RMB (run, beer, circle)
+ 75 RMB (dinner) NOTE: No refunds after the last beer stop.
Your Hares:
Spuds
Just Max
Genghis Cunt
Trail:
A- A. Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
Note: Circle is near the restaurant (Less than 500m away)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gear.
Hairy Hashers: Trail and restaurant are NOT dog-friendly.
When:
Saturday, April 18th.
Meet up – 1:30 pm
Start – 2:00 pm
D’erections to meet up spot:
Jiangtai Subway Station (Line 14), Exit C. Walk 200m north.
将台地铁站14号线C口. 向北走200米。
Address:
粗粮人家·东北菜(将台店)
Coarse Grain Family – Northeast Cuisine (Jiangtai Branch)
将台地铁站向北步行200米.
朝阳区酒仙桥路甲12号将台酒店1、2层
On- after:
京A Taproom 精酿餐吧(798店)
朝阳区酒仙桥路2号798艺术区中二街D-06
Upcoming Hareline:
25-APR Run #2255 – Bogan Banus, Pickle Boy, Red Snatcher, Dark Shaft
***WE NEED HARES***
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Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!