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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2253 THE 69 798
Hey wankers the Beijing Hash House Harriers take its glamorous city hash running and walking trail through the art center . A trail not just comprises of 6.9 and of course our favorite habit of wanking beer but it also show case the mind blowing artistic brilliance of art work through out the center.
Expect:
-Not 1 Not 2 Not 3 Not 4 Not 5 Not 6 Not 7 wanking beer
-Accusation
Remember:
-If you’re tired on trail wank more beer
-If you’re lost take a SHIT and BOUNCE or YANK one to find the hares
YOUR HARES:
Bouncing Shit(running hare) and Septic Yank(walking hare)
Trail:The trail is A-A and its dog friendly, but not in resto and bag drop can be provided at resto as well.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUND AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
Saturaday, April 11, 1:30pm meet up time, 2pm start time
D’erections to the meet up spot:
Metro Line 12,Goajiayuan station, exit B walk about 1km 地铁12号线高家园站，B出口，步行约1公里
Restaurant:
Wanxiaoguan Sichuan Cuisine · River Frog Tavern (798 Branch)
万小馆川菜江湖蛙•小酒馆（798店
Address:
No. B6, Zhong Er Street, 798 Art District, Chaoyang District, Beijing
北京市朝阳区798艺术区中二街B6号
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gears
Upcoming Hareline:
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickle Boy,Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
BJH3 #2252, ON-ON YOU BASTARDS
Welcome, you glorious pack of misfits, to a trail that promises absolutely nothing… except confusion, poor decisions, and questionable life choices.
Set in the “classy” surroundings of Xiangjiang Town (don’t get used to it), this trail will drag you through twists, turns, false trails, and possibly your own dignity. Whether you’re a seasoned hasher or just here for the beer, one thing is guaranteed-no one’s getting out clean.
Expect:
– Dodgy checks that make you question your sanity
– Suspicious markings that may or may not be intentional
– And a whole lot of shouting, swearing, and shameless blaming
Hares have done their worst (or least-we’ll let you decide), so lace up, hydrate irresponsibly, and prepare to follow flour like your life depends on it.
Remember:
– If you’re lost → you’re doing it right
– If you’re tired → run faster
– If you’re complaining → drink more
At the end of it all, there will be beer, insults, and absolutely no sympathy.
So gather up,ON-ON, YOU BASTARDS!
YOUR HARES:
Bouncing Shit and Pickle Boy
Trail:The trail is A-A and its dog friendly,but not in resto and bag drop can be provided at resto as well.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUND AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
Sunday, April 5, 1:30pm meet up time, 2pm start time
D’erections to the meet up spot:
Metro Line 15, Maquanying Station, walk east for about 300 meters from Exit B
地铁15号线，马泉营站B出口向东走约300米
Restaurant:
Green Tea Restaurant (Beijing Wangfujing Aolai Xiangjiang Town Branch) 绿茶餐厅(北京王府井奥莱香江小镇店)
Restaurant is inside shopping mall, 2nd floor
餐厅在商场2楼
Address:
No. 2-073, 2-074, 2nd Floor, Building 6A, Xiangjiang Town, Wangfujing Outlets, No. 28, Xiangjiang Road, Cuigezhuang Township, Chaoyang District.朝阳区崔各庄乡香江北路28号王府井奥莱香江小镇6A号楼二层2-073、2-074号
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gears
Upcoming Hareline:
April 11, 2026 BJH3#2253 Bouncing Shit…
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickle Boy,Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
Hashing in China
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Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.
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Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!