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From having sex with a Peach to conquering Arrakis, Timothee Chalamet has done a lot in his career and he’s still just getting started. Do you have what it takes to achieve the Greatness of Chalamet? Probably not, but you can drink beer and watch his movies. On Boxer 247 we will honor this visionary and celebrate his [...]
Has Team Six received an unusual mission to retrieve a stolen giant rubber duck that had floated away during a parade. As they approached the suspect's hideout, they were ambushed—not by enemies, but by a flock of angry geese demanding "quackers" instead of cash. After a hilarious standoff, the team decided to negotiate by offering the geese some stale bread [...]
Just the first thing that came to my head. Dress like a fish if you want to, or don’t….life has no inherent meaning. The trail ushers hashers in the winding old neighborhoods, fly-on-the-wall footbridges, directionless intersections. The hashers would be wired to be amphibian between the cold and the hot because fish have the shortest memory that is not real, [...]
Two hares, one brain cell: Pickle Boy (well into his sixth decade – i.e. a frustrated sexagenarian going on 15), and Banana Shoes (an octogenarian but trotting along like a hungover 22-year-old) have teamed up again to deliver the sort of trail only long-time degenerates of BJH3 mismanagement could concoct. These two partners in crime are so inseparable, so pathologically [...]
Ho Ho Holy Sh*t, December Is Here Winter has arrived, the river breeze is sharp, and BJH3 is kicking off the holiday season with a Christmas-themed trail designed by the festive degenerates Hardcore Outdoor and Silent Suck Off. Expect holiday chaos, scenic suffering, and enough red and green flour to leave a Santa trail visible from space. Walking pack led [...]