Where and when Beijing HHH upcoming runs
Get ready for chunjie with a good old fashioned January jaunt through some of Beijing’s most well traveled hashing territory. You’ll see hutongs, Houhai, and hilarious humans skating on thin ice*. Depending on the RA’s mood, you might even freeze your hymen off, but that would imply that any of you degenerates were actual virgins. Then cap it all off [...]
Cum run, ON! ON! in a hash of the old school. Each week we sing ‘Beijing! Beijing! What a wonderful place to hash, we have great fun dodging the shit and trash’, but let’s be honest when was the last time we ran a truly shitty trail? This is a rough and ready hash through woodland and worker villages without [...]
If you're reading this then it's now the year 2020. You may have been stumbling through the last stages of Erlingyijiu, frolicking about and enjoying yourself. Or maybe you just had a peaceful and relaxing evening. Maybe you simply don't remember. In any case, the Hash is in a few days (or sooner, if you've been too hungover to read [...]
It’s the last hash of this year, did you get ready? We are eager to know what you have done the most gloriously this year? How much beer did you drink? If your answer is ‘tremendous’ then you deserve being called a hasher! If not, today is your perfect chance to accomplish that! Put your favorite festival clothes on, no matter it’s [...]
T’was the Hash before Christmas, and all through Beijing all the Hashers were drunken from all of their drinking; The hares laid the trail with minimal care, Chalk marks? Flour? It looked a bit bare. The Hashers were surly, hungover as hell, when we called ‘circle up!’ and began to yell; This is an open check, and this a [...]
