Where and when Beijing HHH upcoming runs
I know those of you who haven’t fled freezing cold Beijing are probably hungover and bored af. So, grab another beer and get your frosty buns out to our red run! The new year is finally cumming upon us (again). This new moonar year is the year of the rat. The rat cums first in the race of the zodiac animals. So, in honor [...]
The time has finally come for Beijing HHH to hit the slopes! We bring you 1.5 days of sexy skiing, a foolhardy Full Moon Hash, 2 debaucheries fuelled dinners and not one but TWO scintillating circles! And we'll be bringing you all that plus transport and accommodation for only 1169RMB (early bird)!! Or if you're just in it for the [...]
Get ready for chunjie with a good old fashioned January jaunt through some of Beijing’s most well traveled hashing territory. You’ll see hutongs, Houhai, and hilarious humans skating on thin ice*. Depending on the RA’s mood, you might even freeze your hymen off, but that would imply that any of you degenerates were actual virgins. Then cap it all off [...]
Cum run, ON! ON! in a hash of the old school. Each week we sing ‘Beijing! Beijing! What a wonderful place to hash, we have great fun dodging the shit and trash’, but let’s be honest when was the last time we ran a truly shitty trail? This is a rough and ready hash through woodland and worker villages without [...]
If you're reading this then it's now the year 2020. You may have been stumbling through the last stages of Erlingyijiu, frolicking about and enjoying yourself. Or maybe you just had a peaceful and relaxing evening. Maybe you simply don't remember. In any case, the Hash is in a few days (or sooner, if you've been too hungover to read [...]
