Where and when Beijing HHH upcoming runs
Rabbit holes, rocks and prickle bushes await you, a landscape as rugged as the faces of some of our … more senior hashers. Dodge the guards of the Great Wall; they are everywhere and will make up any crazy reason to block your way. It is a game of being quiet, recede/hide, invisibility …. and run as fast as you [...]
On 13th March 1781 at 21 hundred 18 minutes (Cums) 4 Seconds*, William Herschel discovered a new planet in the solar system. He gave it a name that would would cause schoolboys to chuckle for generations to come. Why he did this, no one is completely sure. Some claim he named it after an Ancient Greek god (refer to the [...]
Here at the center of Pretty Accurate Disease Detection Yielding Science (hereafter: PADDY'S) our staff has been working long and hard hours to find a cure for the COVID-19 virus. This virus has been particularly difficult to combat especially due to mutations in the more mask-resistant geographical zones. Luckily, by using a combination of ancient and modern scientific methods of [...]
At least once every Hash somebody will wonder aloud where they can beat their meat. Well, wonder no more, friends, because you’re in luck. Join your old-as-F@@@ hares this week for Beijing Hash #1992, and we’ll mindlessly wander 牛街 niú jiē Niujie. Directly translated as Beef Street, with Its beautiful local Islamic architecture, Niujie is the place local Beijingers go-to for quality beef [...]
I googled about “Dry Jan” and google said it doesn’t exist. I asked hashers about “Dry Jan” and hashers said it’s BULLSH*T. I asked girls about “Dry Jan”, they said they’ve got some “Just The Tip” in Jan so it ain’t dry for them. I also asked guys about “Dry Jan”, they said they’ve got some “Super Squirter” in Jan [...]
