Where and when Beijing HHH upcoming runs
Two hares, one brain cell: Pickle Boy (well into his sixth decade – i.e. a frustrated sexagenarian going on 15), and Banana Shoes (an octogenarian but trotting along like a hungover 22-year-old) have teamed up again to deliver the sort of trail only long-time degenerates of BJH3 mismanagement could concoct. These two partners in crime are so inseparable, so pathologically [...]
Ho Ho Holy Sh*t, December Is Here Winter has arrived, the river breeze is sharp, and BJH3 is kicking off the holiday season with a Christmas-themed trail designed by the festive degenerates Hardcore Outdoor and Silent Suck Off. Expect holiday chaos, scenic suffering, and enough red and green flour to leave a Santa trail visible from space. Walking pack led [...]
Its roughly one month til Christmas so we (the ghost of hashing past, present and future) welcum one and all for a wanky trail around Guomao. Now that they’ve turned the heating on you’ve got no excuse not to head out and enjoy the warm (freezing) clean (we hope) Beijing air.Hash cash:30rmb for beer stops and circle. 75rmb for dinner (NOTE: [...]
BJH3#2234, Hashgiving On a crisp Thanksgiving morning or a couple of days after, while normal people were doing who knows what, the Beijing Hash House Harriers gathered for the annual “Gobble Gobble Gluttony Run” – a trail guaranteed to burn exactly zero of the calories we were about to drink later. Hash cash: 30rmb for beer stops and circle. 75rmb [...]
❄️ Brace Yourselves, Hashers Winter is cummin’, and so are we. As the northern winds blow and Beijing’s brave (and stupid) gather once more, three legendary hares — Hardcore Outdoor, Spuds, and Tea Bag Virgin — will lead the charge against frostbite, hangovers, and basic dignity. Forget the Wall — this week we run the City Hash, dodging electric scooters, street [...]