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BJH3#2279: The Hash Wedding of Loose Cumtoilette Hear ye! Beer ye! The hash wedding of Loose Balls and Marie Cumtoilette will be held October 3rd . Two star crossed lovers will be hareing the Hash for your scar glossed livers at Chaoyang park. It promises to be a Hash adorned with ceremonies and alcoholism. A dress code of red and [...]
As we know (As we know) the rapture is coming and all of the Believers of Booty will ascend into heaven and shake their rumps for all of eternity with Jesus. The non-believers unfortunately will be stuck on earth with nothing but flat empty shorts with nothing to fill them as they burn and die in the Apocalypse. Don’t be [...]
A magical journey through Phoenix Mountain, where the spiders are enormous, the cracks are deep, and the bushes are so sexy they would make the ’80s blush. Prepare to leave the beaten path and discover a brand-new trail, lovingly hacked through the wilds of Phoenix Mountain by your loyal servants, the Hares. You won’t need to bushwhack. We already did [...]
It only cums once a year, but when it cums, you better hold onto your f*cking panties — which better be red. In fact, it’s so big that Beijing has ordered a complete revamp of the country’s entire plumbing system in order to withstand this impending storm. (What, you never heard about the part of the Toilet Revolution that involves [...]
What a momentous occasion! The one-thousand-eighteenth running of the Beijing Hash! That's a lot of runs since our founding way back in 1979! If you were to drink just one beer for each running of the Beijing hash, you'd have to drink this many beers: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? We're celebrating with a great big spring-time hash in Chaoyang Park, followed by a parkside [...]
