Fortunate sons and daughters of the hash, join us on the most auspicious of days, 8.8, for a trail of many blessings. You may Cum 4 Seconds, you probably won’t step in Kiddiepoo, and anyone you proposition definitely won’t say Not Tonight. Bask in the glory of some very charming statues, pass through the felicitous arches of Golden Brige (which I like to imagine some official decided that if the ‘d’ is silent, then fuck it) and drink plenty of tasty tasty Yan Jing beer. Cum get lucky and unreasonably drunk with the Beijing Hash. On on!
Cums 4 Seconds, Kiddie Poo, Not Tonight
Saturday 8th August
Meet 2:30 PM, Run starts at 3:00 pm
Guangximen Subway Station (Line 13) – Exit A
If leaving the subway station, turn left before reaching the road and keep walking along the path by the subway line. After 80-100m you’ll reach the start (HOME).