One cold night exactly twelve moons ago, the  city of hash-jing witnessed a fateful encounter. Under the zombie moon a first time hasher and a first time GM met and discovered their shared love for brainless adventures.  The invisible stars of the smog filled Beijing night aligned and the two of them would soon release not only zombies but vampires, dinosaurs and the freezing cold of the Liangma river upon Beijing’s populhashion.

Join them this month, for their one year Full Moon Hash anniversary hash-capade: a riverbed pillow fight.

The Pillow Fight Hash presents an opportunity to let out all the anger you still feel from the time your school cafeteria served egg and tomato rice for 69 consecutive days or the rigged hashmas 2023 results when for some unfathomable reason your cute mirror selfie didn’t win Hash Photo of the Year. It’s time to turn these woeful memories into memory-foam delivered vengeance.

What to bring: A pillow! Goose feathered down pillow, your most beloved anime body pillow or paddy’s bar stool cushion. The choice is yours.


Sleep Walker : Panda Penis Pandemonium

Sleep runner: Lost in Sex

Sleep Potion master: John Wayne’s Gay Semen

What: it’s an A-to-A hash, and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly

When: Friday, 23 February. Meet at 7:00 pm

Start: 7:30 pm.

Where: Paddy’s

Hash cash: 30 RMB

Dress code:  Pyjamas in every colour of the dream spectrum and fuzzy socks. Nightcaps can either be worn or drunk.

Restaurant: hash rumour has it that Paddy’s has non-beer options.