It’s the morning after the night before (or the afternoon, at least)
and we’ll all be feeling pretty rough – why won’t this headache cease?
Where are my shoes? Who’s house is this? What did I do last night?
Come with us on the hangover hash, it’s all gonna be alright.
The hares are trying something new – three trails instead of two.
You can walk, run or cycle this time, the choice is up to you!
Come join Dark Shaft on his Fuck Off You Wank, get your bike out of the yard,
Dust off the seat, prelube the chain and pump those tyres up hard!
Or if you’re feeling lazier, come and try the walk or the run…
We promise it won’t be too strenuous, in fact you might have some fun!
We’re setting off from XL Bar, for anyone who didn’t make it home
“But we’ve hashed round there four times this year” comes the predictable moan…
Well fear not, we’ll make it interesting (which is to say, we’ll try)
So let’s hope for warmer weather – and pray for clearer skies!
On on!

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  • Hares:
    Dark Shaft, Dickmocracy, Sweet & Furry, Lick It To Ride
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, December 11th, 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    XL Bar
    1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
    *Click here for Baidu map*
  • D’erections:
    It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.