You’re speeding along the Jingmi Expressway, questioning whether you really needed to have another four pints at Paddy’s the night before an early morning flight (of course you did). Looking up from your hungover daze, you spot something that catches your eye – a panda statue dressed in robot garb. Are you imagining things? Is this just a Carlsberg [...]
"F**k those wars, the inflation, and the layoffs! Sick of the global dumpster fire! Cum'on I’m itching for a fight — the kind that won't get us a one-way ticket to a holding cell." Yeah, we hear you. The Hares are pissed too. Consider this your formal invitation to the century’s most chaotic Water Gun Battle Bring your own hardware [...]
The Hash House Harriers are dropping anchor in Houshayu for a smooth-sailing yacht rock adventure through the streets, trails, and questionable life decisions of suburban Beijing. Let's get some cabana shirts on, a captains hat or two. And a little bit of Steely Dan on the hi-fi and lets participate in some dockside degenerecy! We’ll be cruising through scenic back [...]
It’s the year 2026 and a horrible plague has once again swept the planet. Everyone hides in panic as they try hoard food and supplies as the world sinks deeper into despair. Hantavirus? No this virus is far more contagious and deadly and it is called the Hare-a-virus!!!! All the hares are seemingly dead and GMs [...]
We are having an Away Hash together with our brother & sister hashers in Tianjin! Your trusty Full Moon Hash misman team have decided to shirk their responsibilities here in the ‘Jing and are fucking off to Tianjin for the weekend! Cum join us over in Tianjin as we avoid our employers, ex-partners, and muggle-life responsibilities. It’s only a short [...]