Where and when Beijing HHH upcoming runs
Recently, beneath the ancient city of Beijing, subtle changes have been quietly taking place. The mystery of the legendary "Disappearing Line 3" is finally about to be unraveled! The cunning hares have already caught wind of it and have dug their own secret tunnels, burying their treasured beer stash inside. Rumors suggest that this Saturday, the hares will be hosting [...]
CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THIS HASH, BABE 🎶 (To the tune of “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe” by Barry White) (Verse 1) This Sunday, the time has come, February 9th, let’s go run! P. Diddler, Pickle Boy and Necro too, Laid a trail just for you. (Pre-Chorus) Shiggy, hills, and river views, Beer stops waiting—grab your shoes! Love is in the [...]
A severe winter suddenly descends. The hares, Shtupwaffel, Banana Shoes, and Pickle Boy gather energy into photons that show the quanta of electromagnetic radiation. Every time Hashers see light or feel heat, it is an interaction with countless photons. Photons have energy, but no rest mass, unlike other particles such as electrons, protons, and neutrons. Photons have zero mass. The [...]
As we know (as we know), a new lunar year is right around the corner. And word on the street is that the Drunken Dragon isn’t happy about it. At all. After looking out for Beijing hashers during a record year of shitty trails, the Dragon is appalled to see that they’re all giggling and choking on their beers (or their [...]
November 13th 2021, a day that will live in infamy. So many hashers risked it all for a chance at a vast fortune beyond their wildest dreams only to fail and perish in the games of Squid Hash. In the end there was only one survivor, the hasher that walked away with the Grand Prize, the one and only Joy Ride Her. Now [...]