Where and when Beijing HHH upcoming runs
So you Wankers! Nobody reads the write up, Bla Bla Bla Bla Blaaaaa - write up! But so you know, the long expected Hashmas is finally there! So your shitty hares have scouted or not scouted a trail nearby our Hashmas venue. This perfect prelude for our yearly feast has come. Join us on the shitty trail to get yourself [...]
Get ready for the race of the year. You might have taken part in a trail race, a Spartan or even the Beijing Marathon but now it's time for the real test. You can enter as a Team of 2 or a Team of 4 The challenge starts with a full English brunch (proteins and fuelling carbs) accompanied by a [...]
As we know (as we know), our old friend Tronald Dump was recently re-elected as the Presidick of the United Wanks of Hashing. Cum join us this Sunday to celebrate his victory, and the return of shitty policies – I mean, trails – to the Beijing hash! PS: In honor of our Presidick-elect, Mr. Dump, we will be having BJH3’s [...]
As we know (as we know......), this Saturday the All China Nash Hash 2024 will be held in the beautiful Pearl of the Orient, Hong Kong! Yeah! Cantonese dim sum, bustling streets, Victoria Harbor, world’s top night views, and Victoria Peak...... None of this has anything to do with you because you poor wankers are stuck in Beijing hahahahahaha! But [...]
When I was young and in my Prime I used to G*ng B*ng all the time. But now that I’m old and turning Grey. I only G*ng B*ng twice a day! Have you ever Dreamt of a Better version of yourself? Well Beijing Hash House Harriers is here to help! Introducing The Substance! A brand new way to look………..well maybe [...]