Avast, me hearties! Hashrumour has it, there be buried treasure hidden deep within the river valley of the mighty Liangmahe. One stormy night a notorious pirate ship carrying stolen booty (no, not that kind of booty) capsized while making its way along the Liangmahe and in a desperate attempt to fend off attention from authorities, the pirates buried their treasure [...]
Ho Ho Holy Sh*t, December Is Here Winter has arrived, the river breeze is sharp, and BJH3 is kicking off the holiday season with a Christmas-themed trail designed by the festive degenerates Hardcore Outdoor and Silent Suck Off. Expect holiday chaos, scenic suffering, and enough red and green flour to leave a Santa trail visible from space. Walking pack led [...]
❄️ Brace Yourselves, Hashers Winter is cummin’, and so are we. As the northern winds blow and Beijing’s brave (and stupid) gather once more, three legendary hares — Hardcore Outdoor, Spuds, and Tea Bag Virgin — will lead the charge against frostbite, hangovers, and basic dignity. Forget the Wall — this week we run the City Hash, dodging electric scooters, street [...]
Rise and Shine R U! Good Morning Checking! Why? ON ON! What time is it? TIME TO GREASE THE AMOR!!! The Beijing 75, (aka Beijing HHH) has spent the last 46 years sowing chaos and destruction while drinking as many Yanjings (Modelo eqivalent) as humanely possible. Now the hashers are on the run as Colonel Shtupwaffel is determined to find [...]