Long ago, in ancient times, legend says that there was once a Beijing Hash Kennel that existed for the empowerment of women. The cocktails were flowing and the skies were bright and sunny. Then darkness fell upon the earth and evil forces such as toxic masculinity tore the hashers apart and banished them into the far corners of the hash [...]
Ass we know, the holiday is drawing to a close, and we're about to face off against those clueless little “Muggles” who couldn't care less about us. Ass we also know, nothing boosts morale like cold beer and unadulterated shenanigans. So let’s descend on Xizhimen this Saturday, knock back a few, and brace for battle! Hash cash: 30rmb for beer [...]
After a week of shitty weather and pretending to work from homeit’s time to wrap up your weekend in style and prepare your hangover for work on Monday morning. Come join us to stumble our way around Longtanhu park for the usual assortment of drinks, missed trails and bad decisions and poor choices Hash cash: 30rmb for beer stops [...]
After disappearing into the wilderness, pretending to have the responsibilities , and allegedly becoming respectable members of this wanking society.The wankers are back and this time we’re bringing the BJH3 back to haidian. Expect a trial full of shiggy, shortcuts, false trails, questionable decisions, unnecessary running, unnecessary drinking, and plenty of opportunities to blame the hares. 🍆 THE WANKER [...]
After a week of anger, we’re bringing the joy of youth back to the Beijing Hash. Come for the run and enjoy memories of childhood. Fun and frolics which may or may not include: • Pokémon • Greco-Roman history and mythology • A dedicated park • Swiping a bottle of booze from your parents (okay, we won’t actually do this, but the hares will [...]