Hey its cold! You need to find warmth! Where will you look? I know you checked your bed, the sink, and maybe even behind your eyes. Alas you will not find warmth there. Well, you’ll find something like warmth, but be forewarned it is counterfeit warmth. Knock-off warmth as it were. Or “waaamth” as the illiterate youth say. Believe it [...]
Has Team Six received an unusual mission to retrieve a stolen giant rubber duck that had floated away during a parade. As they approached the suspect's hideout, they were ambushed—not by enemies, but by a flock of angry geese demanding "quackers" instead of cash. After a hilarious standoff, the team decided to negotiate by offering the geese some stale bread [...]
Just the first thing that came to my head. Dress like a fish if you want to, or don’t….life has no inherent meaning. The trail ushers hashers in the winding old neighborhoods, fly-on-the-wall footbridges, directionless intersections. The hashers would be wired to be amphibian between the cold and the hot because fish have the shortest memory that is not real, [...]
After a three-year wait, Avatar: Fire And Ash has finally roared into theaters. Despite countless critics lambasting the plot as “written with their feet”—those familiar tribal conflicts, clumsy villainous schemes, and awkward last-minute rescues still exist like the glowing plants in the film, clichéd yet glaringly obvious—it hasn't deterred audiences from flocking to theaters like they're under a spell. Yeah, [...]
Two hares, one brain cell: Pickle Boy (well into his sixth decade – i.e. a frustrated sexagenarian going on 15), and Banana Shoes (an octogenarian but trotting along like a hungover 22-year-old) have teamed up again to deliver the sort of trail only long-time degenerates of BJH3 mismanagement could concoct. These two partners in crime are so inseparable, so pathologically [...]