A severe winter suddenly descends. The hares, Shtupwaffel, Banana Shoes, and Pickle Boy gather energy into photons that show the quanta of electromagnetic radiation. Every time Hashers see light or feel heat, it is an interaction with countless photons. Photons have energy, but no rest mass, unlike other particles such as electrons, protons, and neutrons. Photons have zero mass. The [...]
As we know (as we know), a new lunar year is right around the corner. And word on the street is that the Drunken Dragon isn’t happy about it. At all. After looking out for Beijing hashers during a record year of shitty trails, the Dragon is appalled to see that they’re all giggling and choking on their beers (or their [...]
The Full Moon Hash Polar Plunge Challenge is back! One hundred years ago, a royal Danish ship named Sailor Swift was carrying the first shipment of Carlsberg into Beijing. The ship had taken the long and arduous journey up the Northern Canal from the port of Tianjin into the capital. Later historians note that this was the first introduction of [...]
November 13th 2021, a day that will live in infamy. So many hashers risked it all for a chance at a vast fortune beyond their wildest dreams only to fail and perish in the games of Squid Hash. In the end there was only one survivor, the hasher that walked away with the Grand Prize, the one and only Joy Ride Her. Now [...]
Since last week was the first RUN of 2025 (THAT'S A FAKE) then naturally this is the second RUN of 2025! But that's because hares got too drunk and miscalculated the year, so this is actually the last run of 2024! It's already winter in Beijing, but we're not afraid because we have beer! So all you hashers out there, [...]