Hearken, hashers! A terrifying, communicable disease has been wreaking havoc on the Beijing hasher community. Known as the New Year’s Resolution, this horrible contagion turns once noble, miscreant hashers into boring, well-adjusted individuals. Sufferers of the New Year’s Resolution may exhibit the following symptoms: take part in physical activity not involving beer, reduce their alcohol intake, and some even - shudder [...]
Oh, the years, how they fly by. Especially when you’re a shitty hare who christened the first run in December as the last one of 2024. Since Misman was too busy pondering their collective receding hareline and let that one slip, we’re leaning into this alternative timeline and calling this the first and, by extension, the best BJH3 run of [...]
Ears, some say they are very important.They help us hear music, stories, our mother’s first words to us, and most importantly the allow us to hear shouts of “ON ON!” and where the next beer stop is. At Beijing Boxer Hash we love ears and we want to protect yours, because on the Winter Solstice if you don’t eat dumplings [...]
HO HO HO, it’s Santa con! Wow that special time of year is here where hashers get together and drink. There will be eggnog and beer and bars. That’s very cool. There will be a running trail for runners, Santa is known for his fitness so that will be good. We will be going to five different bars! That’s a [...]
So you Wankers! Nobody reads the write up, Bla Bla Bla Bla Blaaaaa - write up! But so you know, the long expected Hashmas is finally there! So your shitty hares have scouted or not scouted a trail nearby our Hashmas venue. This perfect prelude for our yearly feast has come. Join us on the shitty trail to get yourself [...]