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Howling Run #7: The Hooter Hash

Start: 6:30 PM at Paddy’s, on Sep.13th,Fri.
🎳 Activities: Beer stop + Bowling + Wings
🍻 Theme: Hooters outfits!
Fellow Howlers, it’s time for Howling Run #7, and this time, we’re bringing you a bike hash to really get those legs pumping (and the beer flowing)! Why are we trading our running shoes for bike seats this time around, you ask? Well, rumor has it that last time the hares got a little too distracted at the beer stops and forgot how to run, so we’re making sure everyone keeps moving—on wheels this time!
Here’s the plan:
6:30 PM: Meet at Paddy’s with your bike, your best Hooters-inspired outfit, and that thirst we all know you’ve been working on since the last run.
Kick off is at 7.30
Along the trail: We’ll make a pit stop for some “strenuous exercise” (aka bowling) while singing our favorite hash songs (because who doesn’t love a good chorus between swigs?). Keep those lungs warm—there’s nothing like a group serenade in your short shorts!
Final destination: After sweating out a couple of pints and a round of strikes, we’ll head to the final stop where a feast of wings awaits. Don’t worry, you won’t be “running” away from these—there’ll be plenty to go around. 🍗
Who’s it for?
The same lovely bunch of adult degenerates that keep the Howling Runs alive and howling—aka YOU. Expect the usual mix of bad jokes, questionable choices, and a whole lot of fun.
Cost:
For a mere ¥130, you get wings, bowling, and a night full of sweaty innuendos. What more could you ask for?
Why a bike hash?
Honestly, the last time someone mentioned “running,” we all ran straight to the bar instead. So, this time we’re making sure you’re at least riding towards something. Plus, with those Hooters shorts, who wouldn’t want to show off their “assets” in style while on a bike?
Remember:
Come dressed to impress (Hooters style!), warm up those vocal cords for our pit stop singalongs, and get ready to ride… because you won’t be running from this fun!
On On! 🏍

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