Fortunate sons and daughters of the hash, join us on the most auspicious of days, 8.8, for a trail of many blessings. You may Cum 4 Seconds, you probably won't step in Kiddiepoo, and anyone you proposition definitely won't say Not Tonight. Bask in the glory of some very charming statues, pass through the felicitous arches of Golden Brige (which [...]
After a month-long hiatus, the Full Moon Hash returns this Thursday! Weekday warriors rejoice! This is a sturgeon moon, and in respect to this lovely prehistoric fish – we will not be serving up the traditional FMH caviar. Nonetheless, come out and enjoy the moon before it collides with Earth in true 2020 fashion. In honor of the big pants [...]
The weathers warming up, shame the swimming pools are all full of Kiddie Poo. Come grab your Shanghai Stilett-Hoes and see if you can find Indiana Bones’ Arc of the beer-vonent. We promise nothing, but there may be belly flops, cold beer and beer fishing. Pack your mankinis and beergoggles and meet up by the summer palace for a traditional [...]
