It was a hot, balmy, mid-summer’s day in 1979. The humid air filled with the stench of stale beer and sweaty ballsacks. The Beijing Hash House Harriers’ first-ever shitty hare set out to lay the kennel’s first-ever shitty trail. The hare’s name? Ewor. Starting out from the Australian Embassy (that’s right, where the illegitimates go to [unsuccessfully] try to figure [...]
Beat the heat instead of your meat! Yes, it’s the moist wonderful time of the year again! The sloppy, soaking, sodden, sopping Beijing Water Gun Hash is back this Saturday June 15th . (N.B.: Buy or Bring your own Water Gun. Hashers who come unarmed will not be protected by the Geneva Convention.) [...]
Anyone left in Beijing to join us for this weekend’s almost-not-a-hash? Even though most of our members (and attached personages) will be gallivanting around Yantai, the skeleton mob left behind can enjoy a relaxed and simple A-to-B walk that's as easy as a down down down down. All the regular runners have either died, FOYW’d or signed up for Yantai, [...]
🍹 Welcome to Beijing City Hash #2152: Elvis in Hawaii! 🎸 Pay attention to the meet up time, updated. Hashers! Get ready to shake those hips and rock those sideburns as we embark on a tropical escapade through the city's heart, channeling the King himself, Elvis Presley. This isn't just a run—it's a hula-filled, hip-shaking, Elvis-themed adventure! The Walkers' Waddle: [...]
While Lilo and Aloha Con are raging in downtown Beijing, Boxer Hashers have a bigger problem to deal with. Experiment 626, aka Stitch, has escaped to the Great Wall of China and Beijing Boxer hashers have been assigned by the United Galactic Federation to catch him.Stitch is a wild and crazy alien hybrid perfectly suited to blend in with degenerate [...]