Once upon a Sunday morning when I woke up, sick and groaning Gagging, Stained by free-flow wine and vomit from the night before As I rose, my head still thumping, Suddenly I head a jumping, As of naked hashers humping—humping in the room next door. “Tis some hashers,” I wondered,” “bumping uglies in the room next door.” “Some shellfish hasher [...]
Our Hash Bar is having birthday! but not any birthday... is Paddy's 8th. anniversary! a number that certainly we all got to celebrate. Join us in a night of debauchery and let's show them how is done! (although they already know...) There will be free drinks, prices, not 1 but 2 bands and the afterparty will in charge of DJ [...]
2023 Winter Time: Meet at 1:30pm, run starts at 2:00pm! Sunday Jan 1 Beijing HHH #2079: Shitposter_69, Polish my Helmet Saturday Jan 7 Beijing HHH #2080: Lost in Sex, Nail me Jesus,Just Vicky, Just Alex Saturday Jan 14 BOXER SKI HASH #215: Just Victoria, Just Adam Sunday Jan 15 Beijing HHH #2081: Shitposter_69, Doggy Nipple Liquor Saturday Jan 21 Beijing [...]
Due to the nippily conditions forecast in Beijing this weekend all hashers are advised to immediately cease all shaving, cutting and plucking of bodily hair in order to insulate against the cold. To lead us through traitorous icy conditions of North East Beijing we have called upon our subject matter experts: What the Fluff! Just the Tip & Ezy Rider. Please [...]
Time to choose your new Mis-management! Dear hashers! The end of the year is coming up and there will be erections! For those of you not familiar with the process, we start with nominations, followed by voting. Nominations are open for the following positions: GM RA Hare Razor Hash Cash Haberdasher Hash Trash (apprentice to PB!) If you are an [...]
