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The good, the bad and the ugly stories of the Beijing HHH.

The Empress Dowager’s Boxer Hash #150

By |2016-08-01T12:23:06+08:00August 1st, 2016|Hash Trash|

It is a drunken hasher And he's singing to a crowd. “By your beery breath and cumstained beard Why must you be so loud?” He holds us with a drunken hand “There was a trail,” said he “Shut up! Stop singing, Lick it to Ride! And then our hands dropped we He holds us with his crazy eye The hashers [...]

Baywatch Splash Hash Run #1761

By |2020-07-27T11:55:30+08:00July 28th, 2016|Hash Trash|

The new material is a monolayered double hydroxide involving nickel and vanadium, which offers a state-of-art electrocatalyst for water oxidation. The low-cost, highly efficient nickel-vanadium monolayer outperforms other electrocatalysts that are composed of non-precious materials. A hydrogen-fuel economy could finally become a reality.  The shortness of breath that humidity and pollution fill in the air declares the dog days. RA [...]

Muschi’s Last Tour Run #1760

By |2020-07-27T11:55:30+08:00July 20th, 2016|Hash Trash|

  Let us go then, you and I When the Beijing smog fills up the sky Like a hasher inebriated beneath a table Let us run through certain ass-polluted lanes, the slurring refrains Of Sundays chasing drunken halfmind hares Of shitty beer and Chinese stares. The hares that run like a tiresome hangover That leads you to an impotent suggestion [...]

Super Heroes of Hash Run #1759

By |2020-07-27T11:55:30+08:00July 13th, 2016|Hash Trash|

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. The link between academic failure and delinquency, violence and crime is welded to reading failure.   As if Creator deliberately keeps in a large enough evil forces in order to warn people: never ever lust for enjoying a [...]

The American Independence Run #1758

By |2020-07-27T11:55:30+08:00July 7th, 2016|Hash Trash|

Earlier on, businesses needed things that only a bigger government could provide, such as infrastructure development, a currency and tariffs. Once these things were in place, a small, hands-off government became better for business. Bengay is virgin but getting the jump on a small piece of ice block by ass-sitting for many times in a hilarious circle and humming all [...]

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