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The good, the bad and the ugly stories of the Beijing HHH.

The Fountain of Gods Boxer Hash #149

By |2016-06-30T20:32:55+08:00June 30th, 2016|Hash Trash|

FIT THE FIRST The landing “Just the place for a Hash!” the GM said As she filled her crew with beer Pushing each hasher onto the bus With a fingertip jammed in his rear “Just the place for a Hash! Not enough to encourage the crew Just the place for a Hash! What I tell you two times is true.” [...]

Super Sunburnt Sunnies Sunday Run #1757

By |2020-07-27T11:55:31+08:00June 30th, 2016|Hash Trash|

In an Egalitarian society that has no elite class, an equilibrium can be reached where the commoner population increases to the maximum carrying capacity of the planet; the Equitable society divides the population into “workers” and “nonworkers.” This society can reach equilibrium with slow growth and fairly distributed salaries; in the Unequal scenario, the population collapses after an apparent equilibrium [...]

Red Dress Run #1756 and Full Moon Hash #99

By |2020-07-27T11:55:31+08:00June 21st, 2016|Hash House Harriers, Hash Trash|

The equivalence principle tells us that every mass and every type of energy are affected by and generate gravity, so it should be possible to create gravitational fields using intense magnetic fields. The fluctuations in the magnetic field could help identify where continental plates are shifting and help predict earthquakes. Three lurid fire trucks sneak away by the side of [...]

The Babes, Beer and Bangs Run #1755

By |2020-07-27T11:55:31+08:00June 14th, 2016|Hash Trash|

Many negative forms of emotional stress, including grief, fear, anger and anxiety, are known to trigger episodes of the condition. Condoling upon the massive victims in Orlando shooting on June 12, 2016. Despair is more horrible than poverty in the world. In the mid-afternoon, June 11, 2016, in the vicinity of northern 3rd ring road of Beijing. Around forty hashers [...]

Sexy Summer Run #1754

By |2020-07-27T11:55:31+08:00June 8th, 2016|Hash Trash|

A new system called Power Over Wi-Fi (PoWiFi), which can power devices within a wireless network using the inherent energy of Wi-Fi signals and transmit both energy and Internet from one router. ZuiWengTing (Drunkard Pavilion), these three Chinese characters were engraved on a monolith standing majestically next to a pavilion in Taoran park where about forty hashers positively glisten with [...]

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