This Sunday Beijing Hash is setting its sails for Olympic Park. Where legends such as Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, and Kobe Bryant were once crowned champions of the world, a mob of degenerate hashers is now laying claim. So cum enjoy the beginning of spring with blossoming flowers, boating in the lake, and plenty of beer for everyone. ON [...]
Top of the morning to you! As we know (as we know), another jubilant holiday used as an excuse to get pissed, plastered, and hammered has arrived—St. Patrick’s Day (or Lá Fhéile Pádraig as our shamrock-encrusted brethren say)! Dating to the 16th century, St. Paddy’s Day now welcomes everyone who likes wearing green, drinking Guinness, pounding Jameson, and begging for [...]
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That’s right: once a year the holiday rolls around. The party day. The reason for the season. The Day where if you’re reading this but you don’t come to the Hash, it means you hate women. F*ck you. FAMILY DAY WITH THE FOXES Your hares have sweat through our shirts and spit blood onto the floor to lay this magnificent [...]
70 million years ago, all dinosaurs lived in harmony. Then, everything changed, right about when the TyRunnersaurus Dix challenged the VelociWalker to a drink off, to which the Velociwalker replied: “What the fuck is that? And why the hell are we able to speak all of a sudden?”. Nonetheless, the rules of a drink off were explained and the Velociwalker [...]