Top of the morning to you! As we know (as we know), another jubilant holiday used as an excuse to get pissed, plastered, and hammered has arrived—St. Patrick’s Day (or Lá Fhéile Pádraig as our shamrock-encrusted brethren say)!

Dating to the 16th century, St. Paddy’s Day now welcomes everyone who likes wearing green, drinking Guinness, pounding Jameson, and begging for kisses because “they’re Irish.”

Cum join us as we start the debauchery at Side Street, then stumble our way through Siiiilky bar and Great Leap Brewing, before finally ending at the best place to get lucky with the Irish—Paddy O’Shea’s! 

Keep in mind that as we stop at these fine establishments, the beer stops will be pay-as-you-go. Make sure to bring your four-leaf clovers, kiss the Blarney Stone, and search for the end of the rainbow as we parade around town with goals of inebriation galore. When your lovely Sunday morning Irish hangover removes your memories from the night before, remember to tell yourself “no, nay, never no more..,” until we do it all over again next weekend!

Hares: Running hares: Shitposter_69; Hookerliqour Dreamcoat;

Walking hares: All Asshole, No Sack; Just Qingqing

Walking trail will be same as Lepre-con crew`s trail.

Trail: A to B no bag drop.

Time: Meet at 1:30 p.m.; Run starts at 2:00 p.m.

Meetup: Side Street (Jianguomen Branch)

Hash Cash: 20 RMB beer at circle; in four bars pay as you go

Dress Code: St. Patrick`s green, rainbow and gold.

Meetup: Side Street (Jianguomen Branch)

D’erections: Subway line 1/2 Jianguomen  Exit B, walk east 800 meters

 

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.