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In case some monolingual dogs don’t understand doglish:


In case you wankers don’t speak Doglish nor Dogniese, here’s a brief translation:

This is a human friendly doggo trail, we dogs don’t discriminate, everyone bring your favourite or least favourite human, let’s partyyyyy!! Woof woof, 汪汪!!!

Hares: Panty Predator, Baby Eater (in spirit), Just Snowball

Assistant Hares: Snake Cunter, Doggy Nipple Liquor (in person), Moaning Lisa

Type: A to A, bag drop available

When: March 11th, 2023

Time: 1:30 pm, Run starts at 2 pm

Hash Cash: Run 30 RMB, dinner at Arrow Factory, pay as you go

Dress Code: Some doggo stuff. Good examples like:


Where: Arrow Factory. 箭厂啤酒

D’erections: Liangmaqiao Exit D, then follow the map!

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.