T'was the morning after Hashmas when all through the city, Not a Hasher was stirring, Not even Karate, The hares were out laying the trail with care, In the hopes that the Hashers soon would be there, The Hashers were hungover all asleep in their(?) beds, While flashbacks of Hashmas piece together in their heads, And three virgin hares are [...]
It has long been foretold that on a wintery, dry, Saint Andrews (Sun)Day the hashers of Beijing will rise up and compete in a Hashland Games. These Games are a test of power, strength and drinking-skill. May the winner be crowned King of the Beer and bring glory to the hash-fathers (and mothers and virgins...) Brave-hearted hashers, prepare your kilts [...]
Another week means another hash, another trail, another hangover. Who's to blame for this? Yanjing beer? No - none other than the hares! Quit your bitchin and leave the kitchen, join Sixty Second Suck-Off, Loose Lips, and Piss N Chips on the west side! We promise open checks and "what the heck"s, a run through the park with no doggos [...]
You’ve picked out your favorite costume, the costume you’ve been crafting since last year, with every small detail delicately planned. The one that is gonna be a SMASH on Instagram......... OOOORRRRRR you JUST found your costume from last year, and MAYBE you’ve gotten around to washing out the beer stains from it. Either way, you better be ready, cuz [...]
Everything has been rather too good recently. From the nash and away hashes to pizza festivals and glorious weeks off work (Boooooo make up days). We feel that you have been spoiled for long enough! So as we head back into hell-ish winter, we think that the hash needs to be reminded of its roots! This, hashers and hashettes, is [...]
