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About BeijingHHH

eijing Hash House Harriers (founded by Brian "Ewor" Rowe in 1979, briefly closed and opened again by Clint Halloran in 1982) is a mixed hash that runs every week without fail. Hash attendance varies weather depending from 25-50, who cares though? You're going to get a good run and more than enough food and beer. We are a friendly, social, beer motivated running club. Our only interest is to have as much fun as possible that can be squeezed into a Sunday afternoon. Runs are on Sundays and our Hash bar is Paddy O'Sheas on Dongzhemenwei Dajie across from the Canadian Embassy. You are welcome to come to the bar before the run for drink specials and food. The run start location is listed here and on our website and will usually begin at 2pm in the winter and 3pm the rest of the year (start times for special runs can vary from noon to 4pm). Runs are usually about an hour long and between 8-10km and can be in-town runs (get there by car/taxi convoy) or out-of-town runs (by organized bus). The cost is usually 60 yuan (about 8 USD) which gets you somewhere to run, walk or trash (be it water, sand or mud!!), someone to talk to, someone to persecute, lots of off key singing all the beer you can drink plus all the food you can eat at the hash restaurant for the day. However, the Beijing hash house harriers have one rule and that is that there are no rules and the RA is always right!

The is-it-a-bird-is-it-an-airplane Hash #1774

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:28+08:00October 28th, 2016|Hash Trash|

October 23, 2016, it’s a tag day of BeiJing Hash House Harriers to China Little Flower Orphanage. About 10 am, 7 Mismanagement members of BJHHH walk in China Little Flower orphanage in Shunyi district of Beijing, a clean and tidy courtyard with a 2-storey building. They are Six Kuai Short, Agent Orgy, Blister Fister, Sweet & Furry, Herr Splashy Pants, [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1775: The Run Dead Hash

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:28+08:00October 24th, 2016|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Its been 8 years since the Beijing Olympics, and now the venues for the games have lost their original purpose, by all rights they should have died. Like that friends episode 'the one with all the candy' where Ross tells Phoebie that is she doesn't ride her new bicycle, it will be denied its purpose in life and die ( [...]

Grand Canal Tribute Run #1773 & The Full Moon After Hash #103

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:28+08:00October 21st, 2016|Hash Trash|

The Indus civilisation flourished from about 2600 to 1900 BC without armour, weapons, inequality or royalty. Huh! Once the chill weather appears, the smog dances as regular as clockwork. AQI alerts about 250 PM. Over 20 Boxer hashing gluttons broke the back of scrambling over ultramontane space for a fresh air as Boxer Hash #153 on a whole day of [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1774: The is-it-a-bird-is-it-an-airplane hash

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:28+08:00October 19th, 2016|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Sometimes the hash isn’t completely pointless. (Pointless? You wonder in drunken confusion. Yes, yes it is, everything is. #nihilism #existentialisminthehash?) It wasn’t long ago when hashers, always eager to partake in debauchery of any color or shape, swept across the streets of 798 Art District. An unstoppable, flaming red stream of idiots who really, really like beer: truly modern art. [...]

I Have No Holidays Plans’ Run #1772

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:28+08:00October 14th, 2016|Hash Trash|

You don’t become what you want, you become what you believe. A clammy Fall breeze ripples through the hashing circle formed by around 15 hashers in front of Hash Bar called Paddy’s. Pretty Woman as the former GM presents 7 diverse erstwhile collective-edition Hash T-shirts to 7 hashers without hasherdashery. 2 hares Phantom and What’s Up Cock are cheered out [...]

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