Sometimes the hash isn’t completely pointless. (Pointless? You wonder in drunken confusion. Yes, yes it is, everything is. #nihilism #existentialisminthehash?)

It wasn’t long ago when hashers, always eager to partake in debauchery of any color or shape, swept across the streets of 798 Art District. An unstoppable, flaming red stream of idiots who really, really like beer: truly modern art. The profits of that merry time will go to Little Flower, a charity organization that cares for orphaned and disabled children, and we’re doing it this Sunday!

Join us in Shunyi, a land far, far away where the sky is covered by metallic flying beasts, which are of course covered by smog.

Probable Sunday sightings:


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  • Hares:
    Hard To Live With, Pre-lubed, Algae Bra
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 23 October 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 13:30, run and walk start at 14:00
    DON’T BE A LATE CUMMER: Allow enough time to get to Shunyi!!! 
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Bayuyixiangju (巴渝谊香居)
    70 Tianzhu West Road (天柱西路70号)
  • D’erections:
    The closest subway station is International Exhibition Center on line 15. Take exit B and walk north along Jingshen Highway to the traffic light. Cross and walk for about 150 meters, then turn right at the intersection. Walk 100 meters and the restaurant is on your right. 15号线国展地铁站B出口, 100米后在红绿灯过马路,直走150米右拐, 再直走100米右手边即见餐厅-巴渝谊香居.