Upcoming Boxer H3
The Boxer Bash – Rails, Ridges & River Revival / BOXER #242
Strap on your trail shoes, dust off your sense of adventure, and prime your thirst, Beijing! The Beijing Hash House Harriers (BJ Boxer – a “Drinking Club with a Hiking Problem” since forever) are back with a cracker of a summer run: The Boxer Bash!
Forget boring sidewalks! This isn’t your grandma’s nature stroll. We’re serving up a proper Hash adventure designed to get you gloriously sweaty, slightly lost (it’s tradition!), and ready for a legendary cool-down:
1. 🚂 All Aboard the Scenic (Slightly Rusty) Express: We kick things off with a unique hike along disused railway line. Feel the history underfoot as you trek where trains once rumbled, surrounded by encroaching nature. Its industrial charm meets wilderness!
2. ⛰️ Summit Seeker’s Delight: From the rails, we ascend! Prepare for a solid climb up the mountain trails. Your calves will protest, but the breathtaking panoramic views of Beijing’s outskirts from the top will be your ultimate reward. Camera phones at the ready!
3. 🌳 Forest Bathing (Boxer Style): We plunge into the cool, shaded embrace of the forest. Navigate winding paths, dodge branches (maybe), and breathe in that sweet, earthy pine scent. It’s the perfect green escape from the urban grind.
4. 🏊♀️ The Grand Finale: River Revival! Behold the glorious payoff! We finish right beside a crystal-clear river flowing near the iconic Beijing Summer Palace. Shed those sweaty threads (swimwear recommended!) and dive into the refreshing, cool water. Float, splash, laugh, and wash away the trail dust. Pure, unadulterated bliss!
It`s shiggy, long sleeves and long pants are recommended, as no bleeding is allowed on boxer trail.
Tail is not Dog friendly.
When:
Saturday, August 23
8月23日星期六
Hares:
Red Snatcher, Shtupwaffel, The Dick Juggle Show, Bloody Butt Precise
Trail:
A-A
Walking trail: 6.7 km
Running trail:9.8 km
Time:
8:30am meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (across from Paddy O’Shea’s), bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
早上8:30在东直门必胜客见面（在Paddy O’Shea’s对面），公交车9:00准时出发！
9:00am meet at Malianwa Station, bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
上午9点在马连洼站集合，公交车9点30分准时出发！
Hash Cash: 200RMB gets you…
–Trail and circle
–Around-trip bus ride
–Bottomless beer
–Special cocktails
–Snacks
–Water and other drinks
–Delicious Hash dinner
Itinerary:
| Time | Agenda | Notes |
| 8:30 | Meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut | bring your own breakfast |
| 9:00 | Bus departs from Dongzhimen Pizza Hut s | 9am sharp |
| 9:00 | Meet at Malianwa Station | bring your own breakfast |
| 9:30 | Bus departs Malianwa Station | 9:30am sharp |
| 11:00 | Arrive at trail, hares off, chalk talk | |
| 15:30 | Trail ends and Bus to swim location | Cooler with beer + snacks |
| 16:00 | Swim & circle | Close to dinner spot |
| 18:30 | Hash dinner | Yum |
| 20:00 | Return to Beijing | On On to Paddy’s, Wankers back to their comfy beds |
What to Bring:
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes & clothe, mosquito repellent, a water bottle or water pouch.
Bathing suit! Sunscreen, flippers, water guns, floating toys.
A sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Food& beverages:
Breakfast, extra snacks, own cup or Camelbak.
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.
Sign up link: scroll down to click “Read more”
Meet Up:
8:30 at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (across from Paddy O’Shea’s)
东直门必胜客（在Paddy O’Shea’s对面）
OR 9:00am: Meet at Malianwa Station
或上午9:00：在马连洼站集合
The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
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