Lions, Tigers and Bears Oh my………none of these compare to the most dreaded and horrifying creature on planet earth. Something so bone chilling it makes hashers all around the world check under their beds at night praying they won’t see its nightmarish face spinning in circles. The blood thirsty 3 headed monster known as……Windmills.
For Boxer #223 we`re headed to Changping Great Wall to defeat the vicious beasts once and for all armed with flour, chalk, and beer. ON ON!
Families and pets are welcome, but only if they can handle the physical challenges and mean adult jokes and ludicrousness (which could be very offensive) restricted for R-18+! Bring your sense of adventure, courage, and humor as you run/walk into an exotic danger zone like the Wild Wild West. Best advice: equip yourself with a wet bunny suit or a big cowboy gun, coz where you will be in extreme conditions like receiving mother nature’s blow job at a gusty hill and being blown like no tomorrow (literally, those who are underweight should be warned for the hurricane-like strong breeze when you are totally exposed, on your all four, doggy style climbing, on top of the Great Wall, like a naked baby). And don’t forget your protective gear – plastics, long sleeves, long pants, gloves, perhaps even crampons (really? Unusual but some chickens like Dr. Livingstone always have them in his back pocket. LOL) – and at least 2 liters of water. Additional protections and pleasuring toys are welcome: bring your plastics, lubes, shorts, skirts, juice, and headlamp for getting thru tight tunnels and holes, or when you get lost, cum after dark, or finish after sunset.
This is not just a regular run, it’s an adult event that will leave you feeling hot, itchy, pumped, and satisfied, with a happy ending. So, bring your partner, and your friends, or come solo and meet new ones. It’s time to unleash your inner hero and conquer the Great Wall like never before!
Hares:
Running hares: Red Snatcher & Shtupwaffel
Walking hares: Damaged Goods & Dr. Livingstone
When:
Saturday, 4th November 2023
11月4号
Time:
8:30am meet at Paddy’s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE 2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE 10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subwaystation农业展览馆 (Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
OR…
9:30am meet at MalianWaStation, Exit C…also sharp!
Hash Cash:
200 RMB gets you…
– Trail and circle
– Round-trip bus ride
– Bottomless beer
– Special cocktails
– Snacks
– Water and other drinks
– Dinner
What to Bring:
– Mobile phone
– Power bank
– Running or hiking shoes
– Water bottle
– A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor
Itinerary:
| Time | Agenda | Notes | |
| 8:30 | Meet at Paddy’s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast | |
| 9:00 | Bus leaves Paddy’s | ||
| 9:30 | Bus leaves MaLianWa Subway Station | ||
| 10:45 | Arrive at trail, running hares off, chalk talk | ||
| 11:00 | Running and hiking | Options: Running trail or walking trail | |
| 15:30 | End of trail | Cooler with beer and snacks | |
| 16:00 | Circle | ||
| 17:30 | Dinner | Resto in village near end of trail | |
| 19:00 | Start back to city | ||
| On-after | Our beloved hash bar Paddy’s | ||
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, so go ahead and register.
The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
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Boxer #223 Attack of the Windmills-Form-Goldendata (jinshuju.net)