All runs and events realated to the Boxer Hash house Harriers.
To tell you the truth the hash used to be great. Now it’s just terrible, it’s awful. 10 years ago the markings were clear, the trails were unpaved, and the food was unbelievable. Now we have crooked Sink & Destroy running the hash into the ground. Trust me, she is a real nasty woman. We have immigrants from the Guangzhou [...]
After 13 years of Boxer Hashes driving by on the way to other run sites … it’s finally time to Crest the Valley. WTF does that mean? The hares don’t know actually, it just came to mind while writing this write up. No, it doesn’t mean all the locals will finally brush their teeth. (though we wish it did … [...]
Most thought it would never happen again. No, we're not talking about legendary Boxer hasher Well Oiled Dick (aka The Penguin) and his hash mistress In-House Screw's return to Beijing for the Boxer. We're talking about the shocking news that Boxer Hash Mis-Management has commuted the lifelong haring ban that was only handed down to Molotov Cock a few months prior. His [...]
Wind your clocks back to December, 2003. The Beijing Boxer Hash co-founders, Pays for Sex and Cunt Runner doubled as virgin hares taking a motley looking crew of dastardly hashers around a location appropriately named The Secret Valley. Of course it snowed, the local authorities wouldn’t let people through a gate that was open during the recee, marking was poor, [...]
According to the renowned scholarly resource Wikipedia, "The Fountain of Youth is a spring that supposedly restores the youth of anyone who drinks or bathes in its waters." In the 16th century, famed Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León set off to find this mythical fountain in what is now modern day Florida. He thought he had struck fountain gold when he was told by [...]