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To tell you the truth the hash used to be great. Now it’s just terrible, it’s awful. 10 years ago the markings were clear, the trails were unpaved, and the food was unbelievable. Now we have crooked Sink & Destroy running the hash into the ground. Trust me, she is a real nasty woman. We have immigrants from the Guangzhou & Tianjin hashes taking hard working Beijing hashers spots on the boxer hash bus. Just think about it, do you really think Guangzhou and Tianjin hashes are sending us their best hashers? They are sending us hashers that have a lot of problems. They are sending us vegetarians, non-beer drinkers, and walkers. Trust me, we are getting a bad deal, but if you come on this hash you’ll have a great hash, an unbelievable hash. Just a few months ago, little Molotov Cock was allowed to set a hash from hell, can you believe the corruption! Let me tell you something, when Silky Fag and Hairy Crack hold this boxer hash it is going to be the best hash you’ve ever seen, nobody holds better boxer hashes than Silky and Crack, it’s the best. We are going to make this hash like it was 10 years ago and get those Tianjin and Guangzhou hashers to pay for it. Please join us! We are back after ten years of hashing to take our hash back from the elites and charlatans that have made a mockery of what the hash once used to be… We will make the hash great again!

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  • Shitty Hares:
    Hairy Crack & Silky Fag
  • Runsite:
    Some shigginess around a puddle in Fangshan.
  • When:
    Saturday, November 19, 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
  • Hash Cash:
    150 RMB, will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! And if you think that’s a bargain, for only 50 RMB more, you can add a breakfast buffet of eggs, sausage, potatoes, bread and tomatoes plus a drink of your choice (coffee, bloody mary, etc.) at XL bar pre-departure!
    (**Please make sure to note which option you choose when signing up below! Breakfast will only be guaranteed for those who indicate that option on the form.**).
  • Meet up:
    XL Bar
    1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
    *Click here for Baidu map*
  • D’erections:
    It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
  • What to bring:
    It’s COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.
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Meeting point in Beijing

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** IMPORTANT NOTE: THE BEIJING BOXER HASH IS AN OFF-ROAD RUNNING HASH GOING OUT TO THE HILLS AROUND BEIJING ONCE A MONTH. WE USUALLY AIM FOR THE SECOND SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH, BUT MAY VARY DEPENDING ON THE HARES’ AVAILABILITY, CURRENCY EXCHANGE FLUCTUATIONS, THE SCORE OF THE MOST RECENT BEIJING GUO’AN GAME, THE BUS DRIVER’S MOOD AND OTHER VARIABLE FACTORS WE HAVE ZERO CONTROL OVER. WE DO NOT ADJUST FOR WEATHER CONDITIONS (BRING A TOWEL, YOU WON’T DROWN) NOR POLLUTION LEVELS (THEY’RE LOWER OUT IN THE MOUNTAINS ANYWAY). IT’S OK TO WALK BUT NOT TO LALLYGAG. KEEP MOVING … WE’RE A RUNNING HASH. HEART ATTACKS ARE NOT PERMITTED. AS WE ARE OUT ON MOUNTAIN TRAILS, IT’S EASY TO GET LOST. IF YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO BRING A PHONE WITH YOU (LIM&S, LOOKING AT YOU!) AND YOU GET LOST. WE WON’T PH*CKING CARE, NOR WILL WE PH*CING PIN YOU EITHER. WE MAY OR MAY NOT SEND A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR YOU. IF WE DO, CHANCES ARE IT WILL CONSIST PRIMARILY OF RABID DOGS AND HUNGRY WOLVES. THAT BEING SAID, WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU JOIN US AND HOPE YOU ENJOY A GREAT DAY! (BY THE WAY, NO YOU WON’T BE BACK FOR YOUR IMPORTANT DINNER DATE BRING THEM ALONG INSTEAD)