Most thought it would never happen again. No, we’re not talking about legendary Boxer hasher Well Oiled Dick (aka The Penguin) and his hash mistress In-House Screw‘s return to Beijing for the Boxer. We’re talking about the shocking news that Boxer Hash Mis-Management has commuted the lifelong haring ban that was only handed down to Molotov Cock a few months prior. His was technically a non-violent offense (many would argue otherwise), but he’s actually still on probation, required to hare under Dry Hole‘s supervision and to drink non-fancy Yanjing beer.

The hare’s have picked an ambitious trail: the shockingly beautiful, unmaintained wall at Jiankou. There’s a bit of running and a lot of climbing on this exposed section of the Great Wall that is slowly returning to nature. The running trail is not long, but it does require quite a bit of scrambling. You have been warned. Hash dogs and those less inclined to the steep stuff can still get on the Wall at an alternate point by joining the walking trail. Walkers can venture as high and as far as they like before turning round and heading back down for booze and snacks.

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  • Hares:
    Molotov Cock & Dry Hole
  • Trail:
    Both run and walk are on the “wild” Wall. Run is less than 10km but very steep and technical. If you are afraid of heights, go on the walk. Walkers can venture as far and as high on the Wall as they like, so easier to match to your own comfort level.
  • When:
    Saturday, September 24th, 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
  • Hash Cash:
    150 RMB, will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! And if you think that’s a bargain, for only 50 RMB more, you can add a breakfast buffet of eggs, sausage, potatoes, bread and tomatoes plus a drink of your choice (coffee, bloody mary, etc.) at XL bar pre-departure!
    (**Please make sure to note which option you choose when signing up below! Breakfast will only be guaranteed for those who indicate that option on the form.**).
  • Meet up:
    XL Bar
    1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
    *Click here for Baidu map*
  • D’erections:
    It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
  • Runsite:
    Jiankou Great Wall 箭扣长城
  • What to bring:
    Proper protection — a hat, sunscreen, sun glasses, etc. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. Running trail is NOT suitable for dogs.

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