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The good, the bad and the ugly stories of the Beijing HHH.

The is-it-a-bird-is-it-an-airplane Hash #1774

By |2020-07-27T11:55:28+08:00October 28th, 2016|Hash Trash|

October 23, 2016, it’s a tag day of BeiJing Hash House Harriers to China Little Flower Orphanage. About 10 am, 7 Mismanagement members of BJHHH walk in China Little Flower orphanage in Shunyi district of Beijing, a clean and tidy courtyard with a 2-storey building. They are Six Kuai Short, Agent Orgy, Blister Fister, Sweet & Furry, Herr Splashy Pants, [...]

Grand Canal Tribute Run #1773 & The Full Moon After Hash #103

By |2020-07-27T11:55:28+08:00October 21st, 2016|Hash Trash|

The Indus civilisation flourished from about 2600 to 1900 BC without armour, weapons, inequality or royalty. Huh! Once the chill weather appears, the smog dances as regular as clockwork. AQI alerts about 250 PM. Over 20 Boxer hashing gluttons broke the back of scrambling over ultramontane space for a fresh air as Boxer Hash #153 on a whole day of [...]

I Have No Holidays Plans’ Run #1772

By |2020-07-27T11:55:28+08:00October 14th, 2016|Hash Trash|

You don’t become what you want, you become what you believe. A clammy Fall breeze ripples through the hashing circle formed by around 15 hashers in front of Hash Bar called Paddy’s. Pretty Woman as the former GM presents 7 diverse erstwhile collective-edition Hash T-shirts to 7 hashers without hasherdashery. 2 hares Phantom and What’s Up Cock are cheered out [...]

From Russia with Love Run #1771

By |2020-07-27T11:55:28+08:00October 5th, 2016|Hash Trash|

It’s Chinese 67th national holidays for 3-7 days. But 255 PM still makes people careworn. 30-odd hashers in black as usual carry through a Hash event. After starting the trail, Phantom family have to move to Paddys’ for safe haven including Taxi Ride Her, Phantom Menace, Taxi Mom and MargariCunt. 4 female hares preen themselves with black dress and girding [...]

Hangover Hash #1770: May the Strongest of Livers Prevail

By |2020-07-27T11:55:29+08:00September 28th, 2016|Hash Trash|

Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths A round robin of 4 Hash events push hashers to a new high of hangover. Specially Boxer Hash #152 on Staturday, there were around 50 hashers like Hopi people seeking for kivas in a feldraum of mountain area called Jiankou Great Wall, for seeing El Shaddai ushered by angel hares Molotov Cock [...]

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