Upcoming Fullmoom H3
Beijing Full Moon H3 # 195 ‘One Night in Beijing’ Tourist Hash
Once again the RMB 0.069 hash group chat hongbao was not enough to cover the cost of a new year’s trip to South East Asia. Your sunglasses are gathering dust and you can’t even remember the last time you sipped a piña colada while convincing yourself that tomorrow would be the day to finally leave the pool bar and pop to the local museum.. but fear not, your well deserved holiday is nigh!
For this month’s Full Moon Hash we will venture out into the foreign, unexplored and paddy-less lands of Pearl Market. No expense was spared and your FMH team has bought some single use cameras to document your journey as well as paper maps to guide you to the nearest beer stop.
Dress code: this hash is a feeble excuse for the GM to wear the elephant print trousers her coworker brought her from his recent trip to Thailand.
Other options could include:
-the outlandish hat you bought to demonstrate your haggling prowess.
-the I ❤️ [city] t-shirt you’ve been too embarrassed to wear outside of [country]
– your biggest pair of sunglasses and a hint of eau de sunscreen.
Your tour guides/hares:
Walking Tour : Panda Penis Pandemonium
Running Tour: Lost in Sex
Drinking Tour: John Wayne’s Gay Semen
What: it’s an A-to-B hash, and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly
When: Friday, 29 March. Meet at 7:00 pm
Start: 7:30 pm.
Where: Pearl Market/ Hongqiao Market 红桥市场
Line 7, 磁器口Ciqikou Station, Exit H ; 7号线磁器口站H出口
Hash cash:
30 RMB [No major credit cards, no cash, no travellers cheques accepted]
Restaurant: hash rumour has it that Paddy’s has non-beer options.
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