Upcoming Fullmoom H3
Beijing Full Moon H3 #210 Glow in the Park
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), this Friday is Friday the 13th – the unluckiest day of the year. Misfortune abounds on this day, from stubbing your toe on the cooler, to the corner shop only having lukewarm beers available, and to the hares insisting on using pink chalk invisible to the human eye on a night trail.
But how can we avoid such terrible misfortune, you ask? Are we just tempting fate by holding a hash on this disreputable date? Fear not! Your trusty Full Moon Hash Misman team have combined their collective three brain cells and come up with a foolproof plan!
We will put on a glow run!
Consulting ancient scriptures (found on the back of a beer bottle), it is hashprophesied that misfortune can only be cleansed by leading a gaggle of drunken hashers into the sacred Tuanjiehu Park and performing a cleansing ritual. This ritual involves wearing enough glowsticks to be seen by the hashgods above and drinking enough beer to knock out a blue whale.
Alas! If the plan fails, we will be turned into fireflies fated to glow bright for just one night and burn out, only to be forgotten by all.
Hashrumour has it, Tuanjiehu Park is an ancient ritual site where cleansings of misfortune took place.
The shitty trail will take you around the perennial foreigner-favourite area of Sanlitun, through the leafy, oasis-in-the-city Tuanjiehu Park, and into the notorious drinking den of Courtyard No. 4.
Just as you’ve managed to wash away the last bits of colour powder from last month’s FMH The Colour Run, your shitty Full Moon Hares have come up with a new way to ruin your wardrobe. We will have enough fluorescent body paint and glowsticks to be seen from space!
The Full Moon in June is known as the Strawberry Moon due to strawberries being in abundance and the reddish-pink glow of the Moon as it passes close to the horizon. Harnessing the reddish-pink glow of the Moon, we will glow up the city in the most audacious display of neon and bright colours the Northern Capital has ever seen!
So cum join us for a night filled with glowsticks, fluorescent body paint, and bottomless beer! Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: The most bright, lustrous neon clothing you own! Cosplay as a glowstick! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Radiant Runners: Silent Suck-off, Singaporn Star
Incandescent Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to A. Bag drop is available
When: Friday, 13th June 2025
7:00 pm meet-up at The Local
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: The Local
北京市朝阳区工体北路4号院
Courtyard No. 4, Gongti Beilu, Chaoyang District, Beijing
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to The Local:
Tuanjiehu Metro Station Exit H
团结湖地铁站H出口
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