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About BeijingHHH

eijing Hash House Harriers (founded by Brian "Ewor" Rowe in 1979, briefly closed and opened again by Clint Halloran in 1982) is a mixed hash that runs every week without fail. Hash attendance varies weather depending from 25-50, who cares though? You're going to get a good run and more than enough food and beer. We are a friendly, social, beer motivated running club. Our only interest is to have as much fun as possible that can be squeezed into a Sunday afternoon. Runs are on Sundays and our Hash bar is Paddy O'Sheas on Dongzhemenwei Dajie across from the Canadian Embassy. You are welcome to come to the bar before the run for drink specials and food. The run start location is listed here and on our website and will usually begin at 2pm in the winter and 3pm the rest of the year (start times for special runs can vary from noon to 4pm). Runs are usually about an hour long and between 8-10km and can be in-town runs (get there by car/taxi convoy) or out-of-town runs (by organized bus). The cost is usually 60 yuan (about 8 USD) which gets you somewhere to run, walk or trash (be it water, sand or mud!!), someone to talk to, someone to persecute, lots of off key singing all the beer you can drink plus all the food you can eat at the hash restaurant for the day. However, the Beijing hash house harriers have one rule and that is that there are no rules and the RA is always right!

Mr and Mrs Cumfused #1778 & Boxer Hash #154 & Full Moon Hash #105

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:27+08:00November 26th, 2016|Hash Trash|

A Hashful Epic Hymeneal! Spousal pastor’s address by Phantom 1, Oh, great, watch over, keep Sunday as we get. 2, A young Colombian boy and his cock of shame on on to Beijing and his music, he came the DJ, the tatts, the graphic design. Beijing would give him the shame to shine. 3, But came along the Olympics where [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1779: Welcum Back Bjorn Again

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:27+08:00November 24th, 2016|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

These are the times we Americans gather together to be thankful and run 5Ks. And we have a lot to be thankful for… the presidential erection, turkey-induced indigestion, Yanjing, that magical time when the first Beijing snowfall is half-melted and slushy and leaks into your shoes, you get the point. But do you know the true story of the first [...]

The Magnificent Maovember Hash #1777

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:27+08:00November 17th, 2016|Hash Trash|

The answer actually is between “the separation of the state and the church” and “the unification of the state and the church”. When it comes to moustache, seems to have endued with new meaning like focus or somewhat special symbols, more seems that every single whisker stands for a kind of perseverance and wisdom. Before hashing, the hares hand out [...]

Beijing Hash House Harriers proudly presents: Mr and Mrs Cumfused

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:27+08:00November 17th, 2016|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Once upon a time, a young, Confused Colombian came to China, seeking the finest amber ales and adventures to be had. Little did the Colombian know that he would run face first into a Cumshot, so amazing that he could only stand in awe and daze for many years. Finally, having built up the courage to confess his considerable crush, [...]

Boxer Hash #154: Make the Hash Great Again

By BeijingHHH|2020-07-27T11:55:27+08:00November 16th, 2016|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

To tell you the truth the hash used to be great. Now it’s just terrible, it’s awful. 10 years ago the markings were clear, the trails were unpaved, and the food was unbelievable. Now we have crooked Sink & Destroy running the hash into the ground. Trust me, she is a real nasty woman. We have immigrants from the Guangzhou [...]

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