Once upon a time, a young, Confused Colombian came to China, seeking the finest amber ales and adventures to be had. Little did the Colombian know that he would run face first into a Cumshot, so amazing that he could only stand in awe and daze for many years. Finally, having built up the courage to confess his considerable crush, Cumshot concurred that indeed they were a charming match. All the rest is history, and so we arrive today, to the making of Mr and Mrs Cumfused.
Come and join us to celebrate the union of Dazed and Confused and Cumshot (that’s two people, not three) as they pledge to spend the rest of their lives getting lucky at home on Friday nights. Let us embrace this bright and uncommon celebration in the hasher community, proclaiming their love through the streets of Beijing to finally arrive at their home, Paddy’s, ensuring the only thing that’s on the rocks are our drinks.
Barmen!
- Bridesmaids & Groomsmen (aka hares)
Pussy Nibble, Margricunt, Super Squirter, Pickachu - Type:
A to A - When:
Sunday, 20 November 2016 - Time:
Meet at 12pm, wedding processions starts at 1:00pm - Hash Cash:
40RMB procession and wedding ceremony
100RMB procession, ceremony, and reception
+20RMB for optional White Russian wedding toast - Dress:
Wedding Fabulous - Chapel:
Our Hash Bar Paddy O’Sheas - D’erections:
Dongzhimen Wai Dajie, between Chunxiu Lu and Xindong Lu, opposite the Australian Embassy.
东直门外大街，春秀路与新东路之间，澳大利亚大使馆对面
