On July 14th, 1789 the beginning (then all hell broke loose) of the French Revolution was achieved as La Bastille, at the center of Paris, was overthrown (more or less). A Political Prison, it was largely seen as at the center of the Royal Power (yeah screw Louis XVI) of paper toilet like Letters de Cachet (Signet Letters, some pretty [...]
Dear All, Today is not a happy day for the hash. It is indeed a very sad day, particularly for the Beijing Hash House Harriers. I regret to inform you all hashers that our very own Per "BJORN AGAIN" Holmgard, passed away on June 3rd, 2018 at 3:00 AM in Thailand in the company of his family, due to an illness [...]
It only cums once a year, but when it cums, you better hold onto your f*cking panties — which better be red. In fact, it’s so big that Beijing has ordered a complete revamp of the country’s entire plumbing system in order to withstand this impending storm. (What, you never heard about the part of the Toilet Revolution that involves [...]
It's 40 degrees, the air is thick, the trail is winding. You move as swiftly as you can through the narrow hutongs listening carefully for the distant calls of 'On, On' desperately in search of the thing you love most... cold, refreshing beer. Armed with your finest squirting device you tentatively turn each ambush ready corner in an attempt [...]
Can you believe it's been four weeks already since our last Full Moon Hash? We certainly can't (though frankly, we can't remember much at all after last weekend thanks to those pesky Swedish Young Professionals!) Speaking of Swedes, this month's run will act as something of a celebratory double-ender - marking both the 242nd anniversary of Britain's loss of its [...]
