Think twice before telling any Harriettes to close their legs. That fishy odor wafting through the air is because the Sturgeon moon is upon us!
For those of you who don’t know, sturgeons are a family of massive, 150 million-year-old fish that look like they speak in riddles and should wear top hats and monocles. What look like mustaches are actually tactile organs dangling near the mouth (lol).
As the dog days of Summer began to give way to cooler temperatures, the Algonquin fishing tribes converged on the Great Lakes to hunt and harvest these aforementioned freaky-looking fish. And just like our North American homies of yore, we will congregate by the waters of our fair city to pay homage to these behemoth living fossils.
It is worth mentioning Sturgeon are prized for their caviar. But do you really think a bunch of degenerate hashers are worthy of such a bougie and soFISHticated indulgence? Cum along to what is sure to be a FINtastic run to find out!
Hash cash:
30 rmb gets you beer/drinks at beer stops and circle
Your Hares:
Live trail for runners means hares picked on the spot!
Trail:
A-B… Bag drop is dependent on your friendships with walkers!
When:
Friday, August 20; Meet at 7:30, run starts at 8.
On-after:
The night is our caviar… or oyster. Whatever.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Guomao Line 1/10 Exit entrance C go south (right) for about 250m, then turn right.
地铁一号线国贸站C口出来，右转（向南）走250米右转，建外soho A座底商
Address:
艾沃家便利店
