While Lilo and Aloha Con are raging in downtown Beijing, Boxer Hashers have a bigger problem to deal with. Experiment 626, aka Stitch, has escaped to the Great Wall of China and Beijing Boxer hashers have been assigned by the United Galactic Federation to catch him.Stitch is a wild and crazy alien hybrid perfectly suited to blend in with degenerate hashers unnoticed, giving even more reason to remain on high alert.
From scratching, biting, licking, dancing and singing Stitch is a danger to all and a menace to many which is why it’s so important that the Boxer hashers catch him.
In Hawaiian “Ohana” means “Family”, and family means no one gets left behind.
Also “E ʻona kāua” means “Let’s get Drunk”, and “Let’s get drunk” means another Boxer must be coming up.
Join us for Boxer #228 on the Great Wall for Beer, booze, and some special Hawaiian and Alien themed cocktails on the way.
Special Cocktails Available:
Pina Colada On the Rocks
Alien Juice
Hares:
Running hares: Red Snatcher, Shtupwaffel
Walking hares: Damaged Goods, Dr. Livingstone
When:
Saturday, 25thMay 2024
05月25号
Time:
8:30am meet at Paddy’s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
OR…
9:30am meet at Wangjing West station, Exit D… also sharp!
9点Paddy‘s 出发，9点半望京西D口，不见不散
Hash Cash:
200 RMB gets you…
– Trail and circle
– Round-trip bus ride
– Exotic Cocktails
– Bottomless beer
– Snacks
– Water and other drinks
– Dinner
What to Bring:
– Mobile phone
– Power bank
– Running or hiking shoes
– Long pants & long sleeves!
– A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor
Itinerary:
| Time | Agenda | Notes |
| 8:30 | Meet at Paddy’s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast |
| 9:00 | Bus leaves Paddy’s | |
| 9:30 | Bus leaves Wangjing West
station |
|
| 11:00 | Arrive at trail, running hares off, chalk talk | |
| 11:15 | Running and hiking | Options: Running trail or walking trail |
| 16:00 | End of trail | Cooler with beer and snacks |
| 16:30 | Circle | |
| 17:30 | Dinner | Resto in village near end of trail |
| 19:00 | Start back to city | |
| On-after | Our beloved hash bar
Paddy’s |
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Registration:
We need to know the numbers, so go ahead and register.
Sign-up link:scroll down to click “Read more”…
MEET UP:Paddy`s
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE 2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE 10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subwaystation农业展览馆 (Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
Wangjing West subway station.Exit C walk to thered circle spot.
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