Did you hear that…? [Gasp!] Could it be…?? No, surely not! But YES, it is!! The Foxes Harriettes are bursting out of hibernation after a very precise 6.9 months of beauty sleep. As we know (as, we know), the holiest of numbers in the Hasherverse is 69—so naturally, the Foxes are marking their grand return on the 6th month, 9th day! Coincidence? Never.
But hold onto your hash names, darlings—this isn’t justany comeback. Our beloved Misman Shitposter_69 is once again fleeing the country (scandalous!) and has graciously passed the misman torch (or flaming dumpster?) to Foursome Me Down The Mountain. So come raise a glass (or several) to Shitposter_69’s questionable legacy and help us welcum (yes, welcum) our new Foxes Misman with all the chaos they deserve.
What’s in store?
Our very ownSingaporn Star has volunteered as tribute—er, cock bitch—so brace yourselves for some interesting beverages. (Drink at your own risk.) A trail with 6.9 cocktail stops, each spaced 6.9 meters apart—because precision is key when you’re this ridiculous. And let’s be real, there’s a 69% chance of post-circle shenanigans. (Wink.) So dust off your running shoes (or don’t, we won’t judge), and meet us at the south entrance of Chaoyang Park for a night of fun, frolics, and full-blown shenanigans. On-On!
Hash cash:
69rmb for 6.9 cocktails, unlimited beers, and circle.
Your Hare & Cock Bitch:
Singaporn Star
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Extra twerks will be given if you wear Foxes hash gear!
When:
7.00pm meet up, 7.30pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Meet at South Entrance of Chaoyang Park
Take Line 14 or Line 3 to Chaoyang Park station
Exit at Subway station Chaoyang Park station, Exit F
朝阳公园（南门）
朝阳公园站，出口F
Who are the Beijing Foxes?
We are the harriettes of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and alluring. We roam the hutongs of Beijing and sip wine under the stars.
