After a three-year wait, Avatar: Fire And Ash has finally roared into theaters. Despite countless critics lambasting the plot as “written with their feet”—those familiar tribal conflicts, clumsy villainous schemes, and awkward last-minute rescues still exist like the glowing plants in the film, clichéd yet glaringly obvious—it hasn’t deterred audiences from flocking to theaters like they’re under a spell.
Yeah, it’s just like hash. No matter how shitty the trail is, how many sewer-smelling alleys or inexplicable roadblocks you hit along the trail, as long as that bucket of ice-cold beer is still bubbling away at the beer stop, you wankers will stumble over, cursing all the way while cheers.
This time, the hares go all out. Unsatisfied with just psychedelic lights in a bar alley, they declared they’d temporarily transform Beijing into “Pandora.” Because as everyone knows, on that hellish planet, you ordinary humans would drop dead from a single breath of air. So if you don’t want to pass out as a roadside landmark five minutes into your “adventure” from oxygen deprivation, you desperately need an Avatar-like body—whether genetically engineered or body-painted, high-tech immersion gear or collective hypnosis.
So, just turn BLUE and be a true BLUE hasher, I see you.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Necro Feel Me Up, Too Hot To Handle, Just Jasmine
Trail:
Trail is A-b , bag drop not available.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Blue! Blue! Blue! Wear anything in blue! Or any make up and costume in Avatar characters.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, December 27th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway line 1 and 5, Dongdan Station, exit E.
地铁1号线和5号线，东单站E出口。
