“F**k those wars, the inflation, and the layoffs! Sick of the global dumpster fire! Cum’on I’m itching for a fight — the kind that won’t get us a one-way ticket to a holding cell.”
Yeah, we hear you. The Hares are pissed too.
Consider this your formal invitation to the century’s most chaotic Water Gun Battle
Bring your own hardware — the bigger, the wetter, the better.
And consider yourself warned:
our water cannons don’t have an “off” switch.
I was born to get you all wet.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
Marie Cumtoilette
Just Eva
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Water Gun!!!
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday, May 30th, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 1 / Batong Line, Sihuidong Station, Exit A
一号线/八通线，四惠东, 出口A
从四惠东A口出，上天桥到建国路南侧，向东走。按导航穿过小花园，过跨河大桥到惠河南街，继续向东，餐厅在路南。
Exit Sihuidong Station (Exit A), cross the overpass to the south side of Jianguo Road, and head east. Follow the navigation through the garden, cross the bridge to Huihenan Street, and continue east. The restaurant is on the south side.
Address:
Xinyang Specialty Cuisine
near No. 167 Huihenan Street.
信阳品牌菜
惠河南街167号附近
Upcoming Hareline:
Saturday, Jun 6th Run #2261 – WE NEED HARES!!!
Saturday, Jun 13th Run #2262 – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Hardcore Outdoor