The dog days start to bake the air to melt off ice hockey. The elation of celebrating Canadian Day upsurges higher. Up to 40 hashers perform a road show in a smelly suburb. Squiffy head with sunbow from sweat eyes bears jigging. Spinning around in the threshold till the hare breaks spell; Flagships always pull ahead like Dry Hole and Chippendale; Just Michael, Placenta, Lost In Marks and Spencer locate a way out at the alternatives with expectation of hashers. Over flyovers, along thoroughfares, through digs districts. Obscure 2 beer stops on sidewalk assuage hashers’s desire with iced beer to a nicety; tableaux of cheer squad comes of Teddy Secret, Hebei Horse Herpes & Shake Not Stirred.
Waiting For It rights the high pronunciation of Just Monica; Bearded Clam shaved off his pregnant beard spick and span; Pickle Boy sheared his dormient long hair to sharp jarhead; 6 Kuai Short wears an orange sport shirt as bright signpost. Urine Trouble is besieged by Hashing ladies without cause; Transylvestite as hare hums a bearing between cup and lip; Honey I’m Late jogs along with seraphic smile all the way; Some whist,e,g.,Vibrating Bunny, Red Snatcher, Heart On. Even more loping forward such as Jizzy Shelter, Undulator, Nut Pirate,Who’s Red Wienie,Just Cookie,Creamy Lips,etc; Walking hare,Karate steers a few walkers to set sites timely; Nowhere Man, Crash Test Dummy, Hard To Live With, etc. Finger Your Dough pleases hashers to taste his dough magic; The circle beers somehow weren’t frozen becomes bummer; The circle is stationed on open curb opposite the restaurant. Life Of Pee as GM and Comes On Vacation as RA compere. 7 newcomers embrace a frolic welcome rite in a choir song; 3 hares are compelled to drain off in the circle for their gig; Dreaming Semen as hare treats hashers with Canadian wine; DH as SongMaster belts out all but classic Hash repertoire. Hasher in-the-making is awarded by 10th Run Patch via GM; Bungled hasher swallows a Cock Shame of drink from RA; Jubilate Deo hoists more merriments and jollities of voltage from hashers, say, Knob In Hood, unbeknownsts and virgins. Belike only at this point sensing a spirit takes on an utile dulci. Naming Just Ellie on her knees in the circle as Discount Dildo in beer shower by hashers; 1/3 eat in a local upscale setting; Terry puppy still keeps quiet but his tail wagging at a cheer. On On… Pickle Boy