A sad story I heard this morning!
They even sent the evidence!
And there`s video evidence!
Time to go to ski! Save the snowmen!
But, wait ! I can’t ski/ snowboard, can I still join the fun?
YES! There are still lots of fun activities to do, such as:
– Have a mulled wine
– Picnic on the mountain
– Do a photoshoot (naked)
– Build a snowman
– Think of accusations for the hares
– Have a beer
And we have an advanced snowboard and a beginning snowboard hare and two ski hares , we can be able to teach you how to ski, follow the basic instructions, you won`t fall over ( a lot ).
Gobblin` King, Sneaky Sausage (snowboarding hares), Show Us Your Schnitzel, Shitposter_69(skiing hares)
Nanshan or a cheaper and more fun place( we will update)
Meet at 8.15am, bus departs at 8.30am sharp! 8.30点钟出发，不见不散！
WHAT TO BRING:
Helmet (can rent at the resort)
Ski pants and jacket (can rent at the resort)
A fully charged phone and power bank
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today by copying this link https://jinshuju.net/f/faSQbW or scroll down and tap on “READ MORE”.
Ski Hash Packages
-Hot Chocolate with whiskey
-Hot Chocolate with whiskey
28 – patch
48 – Beanie
138 – Jacket
No Restaurant (Bring your own lunch or there are pay as you go options at NanShan)
BYOB (Bring your own Beer)
Self-pay extras 其他自付: Ski pass and rentals: approx. 350 RMB (park entry 20 RMB for non-skiers), 雪票，缆车，雪具：350元（不滑雪门票20元）
BYOB! Please bring your own beverages 自带酒
If you come by subway:
LINE 2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station 澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
Agricultural Exhibition Center subwaystation 农业展览馆 (Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
Scan this code to join Ski hash 2022 group, we will post update information there, as well as ski tips.
The Beijing Boxer Hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, we won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
We need to have numbers !So go ahead and register.
Sign up link:
Beijing Boxer #203 Ski Hash 2022-Form-Goldendata (jinshuju.net)