As we know (aaaas we know) the bigger the better! [Insert Penis/Boobs Pun] which is why this month’s Full Moon Hash does not feature a normal sized jenga tower nor a large jenga tower but a ginormous jenga tower. (Think: taller than your GM).

As jenga might be a distant childhood memory for some of us, here is a reminder of how the game works (and no, these have always been the rules. Maybe you are misremembering things.. it’s that two for one carlsberg deal wreaking havoc on your long term memory. )

1. Take one block from the tower.

Green block: chug a cup of beer

Red block: take a shot of baijiu

Blue block: get splashed with water

2. If the tower falls you lose and drink the rest of the baijiu (second part optional but highly recommended)


Walking hare: Wet Ass Tiddies

Running hare: Lost in Sex

What: it’s an A-to-B hash, and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly

When: Friday, 21 July. Meet at 7:00 pm

Start: 7:30 pm.

Where: National Art Museum Exit D,Line 8

8号线中国美术馆 出口D

Hash cash: 30 RMB

Restaurant: There isn’t one. Why have real food when you might be able to steal a slice of someone else’s pizza at paddy’s.

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.