It’s that time of the month when our benevolent overlord, the moon, is shining in full strength and demands that we run in her honor.
In September, many Hispanic countries celebrate their independence, and we felt it’s only fair that we get to celebrate with them with our very own Full Moon Mexican Hash. Cum join us on the 22 as we prelube with a margarita from Beijing’s finest Mexican joint and then go on a trail as we chase the Mexicans(runners) across the Hutongs to find the mythical place known as moderate drinking, I mean the beer stop.
We will have several games at the beer stop to tickle your pickles and fannies. Here are some of the games that we will play to start getting you hot and bothered:
Mustache Rides
Pin the Tail on the donkey,
Macho Spicy Contest
After the games, we will pick up the pace and our shame as the Mexicans turn the tables and chase the walkers back to the restaurant, where we will howl at the moon, drink another margarita, and feast on some delicious Mexican food.
Now that I have you all spiced up and ready to go, don’t forget to bring your best Mexican outfit. Some ideas include Skulls, Green, white, or red clothing, or you could buy a sombrero from Taobao and call it a day!
Cum join us!
Now, in Spanish. There’s no need to translate. It’s the same info. Spanish is just more precise.
En septiembre, muchos de nuestros países celebran su independencia de los conquistadores. En honor a esto, este mes, el hash de la luna llena tendrá un Hash Latino. Sé que en inglés se dice que es mexicano, pero los gringos no saben la diferencia.
Va a ser una buena noche de juegos, bebidas y comida. Una advertencia, aunque es una celebración para todos, yo soy mexicano, por lo que los eventos y la comida están basados en la cultura mexicana y los chistes son un poco pesados.
Tendremos varios juegos en la parada de cerveza para hacerte reír y divertirte. Aquí tienes algunos de los juegos que jugaremos para empezar a calentarte:
Carreras de Bigotes
Ponle la cola al burro
Concurso de Machos
Después de los juegos, aumentaremos el ritmo y nuestra vergüenza mientras los mexicanos dan la vuelta a la situación y persiguen a los caminantes de regreso al restaurante, donde aullaremos a la luna, beberemos otra margarita y nos deleitaremos con comida mexicana deliciosa
Si estás leyendo esto y usaste un traductor, ¡cómo te atreves gringo!
Dirty Details:
Hares: Foxy Clitopatra, Panda Penis Pandemonium, Just James
Type: A to A (No Bag Drop, We are Mexicans, not mexican’ts)
When: Friday, Sep 22nd
Hash Cash: 35 RMB (run, beer/water, circle); 115 RMB (2 Margaritas at the restaurants/ Limited Appetizers. Dinner on Your Own)
Time: Meet-up at 6:30 p.m.; Run starts at 7:00 p.m.
Where: Pebbles砂卵石墨西哥餐厅(五道营店)
D’erections:
东城区安定门街道五道营胡同74号卵石庭院
Yonghegong lama temple exit E walk 400 meters west
You can also arrive Arrive at line 2 Andingmen Station exit B walk 300 meters east
到达2号线或5号线雍和宫E出口向西步行400米也可以到达2号线上安定门站B出口向东步行300米
As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.