Join this month’s taobao hash to celebrate the season of scented candles, mulled wine and consumerism as a love language.

This hash presents a unique opportunity to show off your taobao skills by bringing one of your incredible purchases. [other surprise presents such as a lovingly wrapped paddy’s coaster, that faaaaantastic secret Santa gift you received last hashmas or the kimchi-flavoured condoms that have been sitting on your bedside table are also accepted]

To keep everyone warm and toasty while exchanging presents our beer stop will be indoors and pay as you go. Hash cash will get you mulled wine for the road as well as circle drinks.


Walking hare: Wet Ass Tiddies

Running hare: Lost in Sex

What; it’s an A-to-A hash, and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly

When: Friday, 8 December. Meet at 7:00 pm

Start: 7:30 pm.

Where: Paddy’s

Hash cash:

20 RMB

Dress code: wear the outfit that looked so irresistibly fashionable on taobao but arrived a torn and off -coloured mess

Restaurant: why go to a real restaurant when you can have

mozzarella sticks at paddy’s for the fifth time this week?

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.