INEBRIATION IS SOBRIETY

DEBAUCHERY IS DISCIPLINE

SELF-DESTRUCTION IS SELF-DEVELOPMENT

On this most dystopian Boxing Day, the time has come for you to take the last step: You must love the Hares! Men are encouraged to wear grey and walk in a straight line; women can dress like the Mac commercial Hooters girl and carry a hammer. Either way, join us near Lama Temple, and don’t be late…that would be doubleplus ungood.


Hares:

Whacks It Lyrical, Just Mia, Just Yifan

Type:

A-A (bag drop available)

When:

Saturday December 26th

Meet 1:30pm, run starts at 2:00pm

Hash Cash:

30RMB (run, beer and circle)

80RMB (run, beer, circle + dinner)

Restaurant & Meet-Up Spot:

Xian Lao Man dumplings, Andingmen shop.

Derections:

Take line 2 (or bus) to Andingmen station and take Exit B. Walk south 800m on Andingmen Inner Street restaurant is on the left side.