In the Beer of our Lord, 2015, TWC* asked Quentin Tarantino to write and direct a Christmas film which could be enjoyed by all the family.
There was mild confusion on his part; instead of eight maids a milkin’ he released a film titled The Hateful Eight (hey, it included snow).
Unfortunately for him, and now us, Vice slammed him in their reviews. The cops said, “Let us watch his film, Not Tonight, nor any other night. For he is a cop-hater.” On the morning after its three year anniversary Mr. Tarantino is going to ruin Christmas for everyone. You won’t even be able to get one helping of sprouts, never mind those who Cum(s) 4 seconds.
Christmas is well and truly in trouble.
Except for us of course- those who Hash. Sure he can take our eggnog, he can take our Christmas pudding, he can take our soft, Cheesy Balls, but he can’t take our Christmas spirit. And more importantly, he can’t take our beer!
So join us as we get closer to the big day. Be merry. Be cold (be very fucking cold!). Let us cum together and hopefully we can save XXXmas 2018.
On on!
*It’s now 2018 so we have to abbreviate the film company’s name.
Hares
Cheesy Balls, Cums 4 Seconds, Not Tonight
Date and Time
Saturday, December 8th, 2018
Meet at 1:30, run starts at 2pm sharp!!(ish)
Hash Cash
30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner
Where
Xinjiang Home Cuisine
新疆饭庄（盆儿胡同)
D’erections
From Taoranting Subway Station (Line 4), go out Exit A. Head South and then take an immediate right. Head about 250 metres before turning right on to Baizhifang East Street. Go another 150 metres, restaurant is on the right.
从地铁4号线陶然亭A口出，一直走，第一条路口右转。
